seven days without a pun makes one weak
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
*seductively falls off a building*
sherlock?
the ponds?
Dumbledore?
this was uncalled for
I think the most depressing part is that there are just so many options to choose from.
Zombie Safe House.
Works for me.
What if they tip it, though?
It’s a modified garbage truck, so I’d be surprised if they could. The center of gravity is insanely low.
jesus :V
This is beautiful.
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Tumblr so far in 2013
- Fluffy chicken
- Harlem Shake
- American man [weird event]
- Using Google searches to replace lines of songs
- Bee Movie
- Patrick
- The colour of the sky
- Okay Cool
- Tumblr was down for 3 hours
- ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐
Mishapocalypse
- Hannibal
•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He dooooooooPeter Pan
Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.
Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.
Holy shit.
OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING
Okay let me tell you some shit about Orcas I found out while doing a report on them
Orcas are smart ass mother fuckers. In the wild they hunt fish in pods so they can create a net of bubbles to capture fish and then eat them. They also hunt in pods so they can create waves to knock seals off of ice flows. Orcas are so smart they form societies based on their ancestry so they can care for their young and survive.The entire ocean is full of orcas that are smart enough to distinguish between humans and actual prey. And I know this because ORCAS HAVE NEVER KILLED HUMANS IN THE WILD. NEVER. THESE ANIMALS ARE SO SMART THEY KNOW AFTER A QUICK GLANCE THAT “HEY THAT’S NOT A SEAL. THAT’S NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO EAT, IT’S A GROSS HUMAN”
GUESS WHAT ELSE, MOTHERFUCKER? THE ONLY KNOWN DEATHS FROM ORCA ATTACKS HAVE BEEN IN CAPTIVITY.
WE HUMANS TOOK THESE MAGNIFICENT CREATURES FROM THEIR HOMES AND PUT THEM IN THE EQUIVALENT OF A BATHTUB AND THEN WE GET UPSET WHEN THEY ATTACK US. IT’S NOT THE WHALES FAULT.
AND YOU KNOW THOSE “CUTESY” FLOPPED OVER FINS? THAT’S ACTUALLY CAUSED BY THE TANKS BEING SO SHALLOW AND ROUND. IN THE WILD ORCAS CAN GO THOUSANDS OF FEET DEEP AND THE WATER PRESSURE IS WHAT KEEPS THE FINS UP, BUT IN THE TANKS THE WHALE IS STUCK SWIMMING IN A CIRCLE SO IT DEVELOPS A CRIPPLED FIN.
SO DON’T EVER TELL ME WHALES IN CAPTIVITY IS A GOOD THING, BECAUSE YOU’RE WRONG MOTHERFUCKER.
SOURCES SO YOU CAN VERIFY THAT THIS SHIT IS TRUE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whale_attacks_on_humans
http://thisisplanetocean.blogspot.com/2013/03/why-collapsed-dorsal-fin.html
http://www.nature.com/news/2007/071214/full/news.2007.380.html
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/killer-whale/
Best goddam thing I’ve ever read
I’m…. Casually going on over 36,000 notes guys….
Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off
What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation
THE NOISE THAT CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH
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castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
I just don’t know how Misha does this. I’ve seen him cry in other shows and movies and I feel like he conveys more emotions here in just his body language than any other role or scene I’ve ever watched. He doesn’t even have to shed a tear to make your heart break.
are we ignoring the fact that his eyes look over dean, they don’t go straight for his face?
(Source: karmaplus)
THeir chiNs ARE TALKING
CaN YOU HEAr theM
CHiN WhISPERER
I’M sIttITNG HERE CYRING BECAUSE OH MHYgIOD
(Source: jamesbadgedale)
“What did you see?”
“A thicket of antlers”








