loophemmings:

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

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dankleaf:

avantgauche:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

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I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

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mangomamita:

u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes

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intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

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